tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84076542024-03-14T04:03:18.363-04:00jayblackcomedybecause what the world needs is more of meJay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.comBlogger453125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-76465020354475789162012-03-12T23:49:00.001-04:002012-03-12T23:49:48.825-04:00Interesting...I thought that this was being updated by ping.fm.<br /><br />I guess it isn't. I'll have to adjust that...<br /><br />So sorry that all ten of you have been missing out all these years on my great thoughts an inspiring quotations!Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-15201036335720805632010-01-26T17:22:00.001-05:002010-01-26T17:22:31.813-05:00<a href="http://ping.fm/speL2">http://ping.fm/speL2</a><br />By myself in a hotel again. Warning link NSFW.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-34450957296862148402010-01-26T13:36:00.001-05:002010-01-26T13:36:16.243-05:00Things are very different in Texas: my rental car came stocked with a loaded .45 and an open container of beer.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-20180628852731471602010-01-26T07:19:00.001-05:002010-01-26T07:19:13.712-05:00On a plane. Watching people trying to shove a 19th century steamer trunk into the overhead bin fills me with equal parts rage and pity.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-4975535664338248992010-01-26T04:40:00.001-05:002010-01-26T04:40:50.862-05:00Woke up sad and sick. But my true love was there for me: "Army of Darkness" was on! That's the TLC I needed! Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-67658712142702419782010-01-25T17:47:00.001-05:002010-01-25T17:47:13.459-05:00I knew "You will die alone in a sea of your own mucus on the day after a Vikings loss" was a suspiciously specific fortune cookie.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-17299166098037811912010-01-25T13:32:00.001-05:002010-01-25T13:32:52.134-05:00Really sick. Anybody have any spare TLC? I'm willing to trade some snark and a Fantastic Four #239.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-82690967940343922182010-01-25T08:57:00.001-05:002010-01-25T08:57:52.528-05:00Sick and shivering. I feel like I got a scratch from my nuclear-powered blonde clone. (Fever dream or Superman 4 reference!? I'm not sure.)Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-6130053992074604592010-01-25T00:10:00.001-05:002010-01-25T00:10:59.578-05:00Had my feelings hurt really bad in a text tonight. Damn you technology! If it were 1831, I could have at least taken revenge on the pigeon.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-80744619572869449792010-01-24T15:04:00.001-05:002010-01-24T15:04:14.573-05:00Etiquette: no matter how much teabagging you do with someone, it's NEVER appropriate to refer to their mouth as your "testicle receptacle".Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-59864014604431219002010-01-24T14:31:00.001-05:002010-01-24T14:31:09.866-05:00New word: choolsy. Def: when a thing's equal parts cool and cheesy. Ex: That Slash solo in the desert in the November Rain video is choolsy!Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-3185751991372690402010-01-24T14:00:00.001-05:002010-01-24T14:00:31.967-05:00I'm watching that British "Don't text while driving" PSA on my iPhone as I drive. I just want a funny story to tell when I get to heaven.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-87692289732241891202010-01-24T10:38:00.001-05:002010-01-24T10:38:42.860-05:00This episode of The Mickey Mouse Club is riddled with inaccuracies. For example: REAL "space rubber duckies" aren't that big. #badastronomyJay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-20428041823132172812010-01-23T23:53:00.001-05:002010-01-23T23:53:31.244-05:00My wife came to the early show tonight and she looks gooooood. Don't get too excited though, I already saw the sweatpants in the car. Sigh.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-90296542196892173132010-01-23T02:02:00.001-05:002010-01-23T02:02:34.156-05:00Actual Meatloaf lyrics: "She used her body like a bandage/She used my body like a wound". Two words: poetry bitches!Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-14206242822074470172010-01-22T16:31:00.001-05:002010-01-22T16:31:22.385-05:00Awake at 4:30 PM refreshed and ready to take on the world! Also, I need a nap.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-54937458180068690372010-01-22T01:33:00.001-05:002010-01-22T01:33:31.471-05:0030 minutes till my triumphant appearance on 610 WIP. If you're up and listening, comment here! Also ... WHY are you up and listening?!Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-67310040033703480242010-01-21T22:29:00.001-05:002010-01-21T22:29:59.888-05:00Group of ten bald guys who ruined my show tonight: being dickheads won't bring your hair back.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-17500021585714949022010-01-21T13:02:00.001-05:002010-01-21T13:02:21.894-05:00I'll be on 610 WIP from 2 AM through 6 AM tonight. Listen at <a href="http://www.610wip.com/">http://www.610wip.com/</a> My fear? Jaymates + Online Streaming = Crashed Internet.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-92225892431990430742010-01-20T08:06:00.001-05:002010-01-20T08:06:27.336-05:00I'm sorry, I just don't believe there'd be as much town interest in a grocery bagging contest as this episode of "Curious George" suggests.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-57174981123383393532010-01-19T12:42:00.001-05:002010-01-19T12:42:16.042-05:00Saw "Revolutionary Road". Of all the ennuis, it's suburban ennui I hate the most. The movie in a sentence: Waaa, I gotta mow the lawn!Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-60066738106668466032010-01-18T02:44:00.001-05:002010-01-18T02:44:22.377-05:00At the airport for my redeye home. Ten hours till I'm home saying things that annoy my wife in person rather than just on the Internet.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-78936474461922740202010-01-17T22:20:00.001-05:002010-01-17T22:20:55.589-05:00My hobby? Glad you asked - I hang out in courtrooms and whisper incredulously at every twist, no matter how minor. Also, I carve birdhouses.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-25423719439400395662010-01-17T21:24:00.001-05:002010-01-17T21:24:59.409-05:00Rumor: Heidi Montag's plastic surgery was a cover for the REAL operation - she was having a soul installed. Sadly, I hear it's not taking.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8407654.post-40166596837815544992010-01-17T18:21:00.001-05:002010-01-17T18:21:22.360-05:00Watching "Valkyre". Tom Cruise plays a would-be assasin of Hitler who spends his summers as Jamaica's flashiest bartender.Jay Black...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03582422659527658651noreply@blogger.com0