Played the new Wii Sports for 4 hours today. I'm a 33 year old man. I'm on the fence about whether or not to be happy or sad about this.

Celebrating five wonderful years with my lovely wife! (That should melt the cold computer hearts of the porn bots following me on Twitter.)

"Bring it On" should have been titled "Bare Midriff: The Movie."

Watching "Bring it On" right now: I would have directed the Kristin Dunst/Eliza Dushku sleepover scene much, MUCH differently.

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! For maybe the first time ever, I have a positive self image. Seriously, I feel like a Jonas brother!

I'm at the Comedy Cabaret in Marlton this Fri and Sat. Call 856-866-JOKE for reservations! You know I'll be extra funny because I'm 33 now.

Here's my latest column "Are there more TV channels than TV talent?" http://ping.fm/Vs8tl

My son just had some epic vomiting. A few of the items I found in it: a license plate, a human foot, the galleys of Dan Brown's new novel.

Performing at Uncle Vinnie's in Point Pleasant all weekend! Come to the show! There's a chance I'll go shirtless! http://ping.fm/ZDEaM

Little People are asking that the world "midget" be banned from TV. I understand where they're coming from, but censorship is small-minded.

Watching HBO's "Hung" with my wife. The similarities between me and the main character are startling. Except for the big penis thing.

Check out my latest TV Squad column. It has a wicked sweet Contra reference in it: http://ping.fm/HJK2E