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- Jay Black...
- ...is a comedian who also writes. This is his blog. If you like this writing please do two things: 1) tell other people 2) come to see Jay live at a comedy club!
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- May your 2010 be free from stabbing, or, if you mu...
- Keane does Marlon Brando (except for maybe the cho...
- I'll be on 610 WIP in Philly again tomorrow from 8...
- Watching the awful "8 Days a Week" because I vague...
- Watching "He's Just Not That Into You". Better tit...
- New game: Worst Two-Word Biography Title. Me firs...
- My son had a truck and was happy. A little girl wa...
- If I'm ever gunned down, I hope my son does the re...
- My wife explained to me that she loved the necklac...
- What are your December 26th traditions? I listen t...
- I'm a CubanoGoth: instead of cutting myself, I wat...
- Two glasses of wine + 30 minutes of blowing up an ...
- Saw an NBA promo where the Knicks visited sick kid...
- Tip: instead of arguing politics at your holiday p...
- I'll be sitting in on the morning show on 610 WIP ...
- Maybe Balloon Boy's father will go to the jail whe...
- TV show idea: "Pleaters". Host Joey Greco takes us...
- How many hours a day do you think "Cheaters" host ...
- Watching "Back to School". One of the few movies t...
- Every holiday Kay Jewelers ad: hot girl and d-bag ...
- Sadder moment: Jennifer Conelly's "Requiem for a D...
- Theory: women like _mildly_ funny men. A constant ...
- My son keeps snatching my glasses and running into...
- If my wife were turned into a magical Norse weapon...
- Disappointment #1422: Mt. Rushmore has been struck...
- Uncle Vinnies show is cancelled tonight due to the...
- www.unclevinniesstatenisland.com - come see me tom...
- The key to a good marriage is keeping things fresh...
- Important question: when do the guys on "The Jerse...
- Ah, the joys of the pediatrician.
- Guy: I got my son all the Thomas toys. Me: I think...
- Worst moment in Christianity's history: The Spanis...
- Attention Jaymates: I'll be at Uncle Vinnies new c...
- Tis the season ... to fight the overwhelming urge ...
- Any event that is known to suck but which people h...
- Hint: if you're going to stop and smell the roses,...
- I estimate that my wife devotes 18% of her brainpo...
- Watching a Lexus Christmas commercial. Anyone have...
- No one cares about the climate summit because we'r...
- Whenever I see a shooting star, I make a wish that...
- Went from sad to depressed to suicidal. Was worrie...
- New game! Most offensive XXX spoof. Me first: "The...
- Discovered today that I have great talent for maki...
- Feels weird rooting for the giants today. Now I kn...
- More disturbing thought: your daughter is kidnappe...
- Performing at a church. Average age of the crowd i...
- Watching Goonies. Ladies, which is the more unapp...
- My capacity to offend people with in depth stories...
- Sirius 60's on 6 is a great station: wonderful mus...
- Auto-Tune is to the music industry what fake boobs...
- Phrase I just invented: "Summer Catch-22". Def: wh...
- If the iPhone is the world's sexiest woman, AT&T i...
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1 comment:
Don't do that dinosaur thing, Mr. Black. Girls don't like the dinosaur.
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