Monday, July 27, 2009

Played the new Wii Sports for 4 hours today. I'm a 33 year old man. I'm on the fence about whether or not to be happy or sad about this.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Celebrating five wonderful years with my lovely wife! (That should melt the cold computer hearts of the porn bots following me on Twitter.)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

"Bring it On" should have been titled "Bare Midriff: The Movie."
Watching "Bring it On" right now: I would have directed the Kristin Dunst/Eliza Dushku sleepover scene much, MUCH differently.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! For maybe the first time ever, I have a positive self image. Seriously, I feel like a Jonas brother!
I'm at the Comedy Cabaret in Marlton this Fri and Sat. Call 856-866-JOKE for reservations! You know I'll be extra funny because I'm 33 now.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Here's my latest column "Are there more TV channels than TV talent?"

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

My son just had some epic vomiting. A few of the items I found in it: a license plate, a human foot, the galleys of Dan Brown's new novel.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Performing at Uncle Vinnie's in Point Pleasant all weekend! Come to the show! There's a chance I'll go shirtless!

Monday, July 06, 2009

Little People are asking that the world "midget" be banned from TV. I understand where they're coming from, but censorship is small-minded.

Friday, July 03, 2009

Watching HBO's "Hung" with my wife. The similarities between me and the main character are startling. Except for the big penis thing.
Check out my latest TV Squad column. It has a wicked sweet Contra reference in it: