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- Jay Black...
- ...is a comedian who also writes. This is his blog. If you like this writing please do two things: 1) tell other people 2) come to see Jay live at a comedy club!
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- If hacker movies from the mid-nineties are right, ...
- Watching my son size up another baby around the Th...
- I keep hearing that Sarah Palin can "field dress a...
- Kenny Albert: "the Eagles are really kickin' thems...
- The European Dutch have pot and hookers. The Penns...
- My wife said the TV character I most remind her of...
- 9 AM: my wife picks the _exact_ peak of my REM cyc...
- "The Road" is about an apocalypse. "Old Dogs" make...
- Do you like comedy? Do you like over-priced Amish ...
- First we give thanks, then we trample each other f...
- Thanksgiving tip: when listing things you're thank...
- Just flipped from a Beatles doc and "True Life: Je...
- Here's how I would advertise "The Road" tomorrow: ...
- AT&T _should_ be advertising it's killer feature: ...
- My wife cooks pork the same day we get swine flu v...
- Dear movie characters, if the evil frat boy you're...
- Just got the H1N1 vaccine! Finally I can get back ...
- In a movie, if you leave a party to stare off a ba...
- Watching 1995's "Bye Bye Love". Was America ever i...
- Thinking about starting a band named "The Beedles"...
- Okay, so ipowerweb is an awful, _awful_ web hostin...
- Christmas lights up; kid napping; Bruce playing "B...
- If I were a mute assasin, I'd want my nickname to ...
- The one lesson to take away from 1983's "BMX Bandi...
- Stalin-era Russian work camp. Single men: This is...
- There comes a point as a married man where the eve...
- My brother, Greg Black, just joined facebook. Frie...
- Dear whoever is in charge of making sure the rest ...
- Off to CT to perform at an Elks Lodge. Yep, bet t...
- New favorite game: trying to guess if the commerci...
- Ignore the last update. It was an aborted Twiligh...
- My granddad used to refer to taking a poop as "goi...
- Watching Predator. TWO governors star in this movi...
- Programming note: I'll be on 610 WIP in Philly tod...
- Told my wife I did some housework "for her". After...
- I think you can listen to Jenny McCarthy about vac...
- Politically, people confuse hate for one side as l...
- Every teen considering smoking should share a hote...
- Life truth #1544: in any given bookstore, as the r...
- Mcing. Just intro'd a rapper named "Alexie". He's ...
- Challenge: if MIT and Satan were given $10 trillio...
- Biiiiiiig woman on the plane next to me. So much o...
- If MN is the Pippin of "making you want to kill yo...
- New Jaymate alert: I'll be making another appearan...
- Iowa realtor Susan Hawkins is so good she doesn't ...
- Judging from my stay at the Super 8, "super" must ...
- Attention Jaymates: I'll be on 610 WIP at 8:45 thi...
- I'm at a Super 8 between a dog food factory and a ...
- I will never know the pain of childbirth, but my w...
- My wife and I have been together 9 years today. Sh...
- If MInnesota was cool, they'd change the names of ...
- Driving all night. Question: am I big enough back ...
- Another lonely night driving by myself. Makes me ...
- I'm slipping into depression. FYI: While depresse...
- If aliens come to earth and demand to see proof of...
- Curious as to what pitching a movie is like? Star...
- If casinos have to put gambling addiction hotline ...
- There's a huge sign in LAX that says "Going Down? ...
- E.T. had an easier time phoning home than I have r...
- If someone is coughing on a plane during flu seaso...
- Jay Leno joke from 2031: The guy who invented Viag...
- Do ghost kids stay at the mental level they were w...
- Dear bald, coughing armrest hog from my flight thi...
- Judging from the Dino De Laurentiis "Flash Gordon"...
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