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- Jay Black...
- ...is a comedian who also writes. This is his blog. If you like this writing please do two things: 1) tell other people 2) come to see Jay live at a comedy club!
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- http://ping.fm/speL2By myself in a hotel again. W...
- Things are very different in Texas: my rental car ...
- On a plane. Watching people trying to shove a 19th...
- Woke up sad and sick. But my true love was there f...
- I knew "You will die alone in a sea of your own mu...
- Really sick. Anybody have any spare TLC? I'm wil...
- Sick and shivering. I feel like I got a scratch fr...
- Had my feelings hurt really bad in a text tonight....
- Etiquette: no matter how much teabagging you do wi...
- New word: choolsy. Def: when a thing's equal parts...
- I'm watching that British "Don't text while drivin...
- This episode of The Mickey Mouse Club is riddled w...
- My wife came to the early show tonight and she loo...
- Actual Meatloaf lyrics: "She used her body like a ...
- Awake at 4:30 PM refreshed and ready to take on th...
- 30 minutes till my triumphant appearance on 610 WI...
- Group of ten bald guys who ruined my show tonight:...
- I'll be on 610 WIP from 2 AM through 6 AM tonight....
- I'm sorry, I just don't believe there'd be as much...
- Saw "Revolutionary Road". Of all the ennuis, it's ...
- At the airport for my redeye home. Ten hours till...
- My hobby? Glad you asked - I hang out in courtroom...
- Rumor: Heidi Montag's plastic surgery was a cover ...
- Watching "Valkyre". Tom Cruise plays a would-be as...
- Do you realize that there are literally thousands ...
- Last update (promise). Outside a tattoo parlor I h...
- Dance like nobody's watching. But know this: I'm ...
- Just saw a guy in an Arctic-level parka with a gap...
- Trying to figure out what "From Paris with Love" i...
- Of all the awful things we do that our decendants ...
- Why hasn't congress done something about Tony Sira...
- Why are the people most likely to wear an American...
- Idea: the Sahara should reinvent itself as a Cryst...
- Just walked through the Sahara casino at 3 AM. Fe...
- Just watched Annie on "Community", braless and in ...
- Ate the meatballs in the Sahara Employee Cafe and ...
- Backstage. I'm watching a fake Dean Martin talk to...
- Watching American Idol. I miss irony.
- TV show idea: "Man vs. Food vs. Predator".
- Prostitutes advertise in Vegas with the slogan "Do...
- Here's the helipad. All that's missing is the BJ H...
- Looking at the Sahara's helipad. Sad it's still he...
- Watching Glenn Beck explain our tax system using a...
- Watching the Van Wilder prequel. Trivia: the produ...
- Cuando usted no tiene acceso a la pornografía, la ...
- I admire Greta Van Susteren's commitment to her Li...
- Dear mad BO scientist trying to create a species o...
- The only two phrases worse than "we have a COMPLET...
- When do you know that you're hopelessly dependent ...
- If I were an NFL coach, I'd challenge every TD usi...
- Went to the movies with my son. A preview for "The...
- Who experiences more discomfort? The average Ameri...
- Warning: Dennis Miller Joke ahead. That TD the Eag...
- At an FYE in Scranton. Just saw a copy of "Good Lu...
- At a Panera next to a group of cool high school ki...
- In Scranton to do standup. Sorry to brag. Listen, ...
- Cartoons are so different now. Watching "George th...
- Every Thursday at 10 PM my combination tanning sal...
- I'll be sitting in on WIP from 2 AM until 6 AM ton...
- Important statistic: girls who own two or more air...
- Has anybody read Anathem? I'm dying to discuss it....
- Taking down a fake Christmas tree sucks. The old d...
- Watching "Basic Instinct". Two things people in er...
- TLC's dream show: a family of 18 midget kids who o...
- Luke Wilson's mouth tells us lies about AT&T; his ...
- Joe Buck is the Platonic Ideal of douche. Next to ...
- My son just saw a cartoon train filled with ice cr...
- Larry King is interviewing Dolly Parton. Feels lik...
- My sexy bathroom has 270 degrees of mirrors, so I ...
- I imagine that the only thing keeping Bruce Jenner...
- Just realized I've never been seduced. Unless you ...
- I think all the people who say "it's not worth it ...
- I'm sitting by myself in a heart-shaped jacuzzi re...
- Just got back from the show and accidentally saw C...
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